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Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson

3:08 pm, December 11th, 2013

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“Kristen Stewart intends to flee Hollywood for the Idaho mountains — and she’s told her on-off lover Rob Pattinson she’s going with or without him,” insiders tell the National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid — which has published a litany of embarrassingly wrong stories about the actress in the past — Stewart feels both she and Pattinson “need to escape Los Angeles’ hard-partying lifestyle, especially after new photos emerged of Rob looking bleary-eyed at a TinselTown party at which one partygoer can be seen in the background handing a bag of mysterious white powder to another partier.”

Huh?

She’s going to move to Idaho because Pattinson might have been at a party where other people were doing drugs?

“Kristen’s beside herself with worry for Rob,” explains a so-called “close pal” of the actress — maybe the same insider who invented a “gay” relationship between Stewart and Katy Perry’s assistant, another false rumor the Enquirer spread this year.

The source adds, “Kristen has decided enough is enough.”

When will it be “enough” for the Enquirer to stop printing phony Stewart stories?

In any case, the magazine says, “Kristen has fallen in love with the mountains in Idaho and is said to be looking around the area of Hailey, where Demi Moore has her ranch.”

How nice!

Too bad Stewart is NOT fleeing Hollywood for the hills, despite what the Enquirer says.

A source close to the situation tells Gossip Cop the report is “totally off base.”

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Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson

1:58 pm, November 29th, 2013

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Earlier this week, HollywoodLife told everyone that Kristen Stewart was cooking Thanksgiving dinner for Robert Pattinson.

On Tuesday, when the holiday (and a reality check) were safely 48 hours away, the clueless webloid excitedly wrote, “Kristen is going to be busy in the kitchen this Thanksgiving as she prepares a delicious, homemade meal with traditional English dishes for Rob and her family and friends, a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.”

“Kristen knows the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, so she’s going all out for Rob this Thanksgiving!” declared HollywoodLife, pretending it hasn’t lied repeatedly about the stars.

Oh, and the blog even had (alleged) details!

A so-called “friend” told the outlet, “Kristen is making four different kinds of desserts with her mom for Thanksgiving. Pumpkin cream cheese pie, peach crumble and two desserts specifically for Rob — jam rolly-polly pudding with homemade custard and traditional British sherry trifle.”

Sounds delicious!

“She is also making a few dishes that Rob grew up with like Yorkshire pudding, cauliflower cheese and roasted parsnip,” the purported insider told HollywoodLife. ”Kristen wants to really impress Rob and make him feel at home. She’s really putting her all into this dinner.”

How very specific!

This source knows about everything from the roasted parsnip to the British sherry trifle, so obviously, HollywoodLife must have someone who’s in the know, right?

HAHAHAHA.

Of course not!

This is HollywoodLife!

So why are we NOT surprised to see a follow-up post on Friday in which the site suddenly has no idea whether Stewart and Pattinson were together on Thanksgiving.

HollywoodLife points to invasive paparazzi pictures of the actress walking around her California neighborhood with a friend, noting, “Rob was not with her.”

At this point, the site begins to flail about frantically.

“So with K-Stew roaming the city without Rob, does this mean that their romantic holiday feast was put on hold? Not exactly,” says the webloid. “They may have just made a point to not be seen in public together, and these pictures may have just captured Kristen on her way to buy some cream cheese for Rob’s pumpkin pie!”

To show just how little HollywoodLife actually knows, the site put up a poll, asking visitors to answer the question, “Do YOU think Rob and Kristen saw each other on Thanksgiving?”

A clear majority answered “No”… because even HollywoodLife’s own regular visitors have come to expect false reporting from the site.

That “friend” who purportedly knew the entire Stewart-Pattinson Thanksgiving menu on Tuesday — yeah, it turns out he or she was blindfolded and guessing.

That’s all HollywoodLife does with any story involving either Stewart or Pattinson these days — pure speculation based on absolutely nothing.

The reason the paparazzi didn’t capture shots of the Twilight stars together on Thanksgiving is because they weren’t together for the holiday.

HollywoodLife can keep doing its formulaic “Kristen Did [Blank] — Was It For Rob?” and “Rob Said [Blank] — Was It For Kristen?” routine, but everyone should understand that it’s the desperate tactic of a facts-poor blog that knows nothing about what it “reports.”

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