Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes Buys Michigan Home to Instill Suri Cruise With “Midwestern Values”?

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4:36 pm, June 19th, 2013

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“Katie Holmes has spent a half-million bucks of ex-hubby Tom Cruise’s divorce settlement” to build a vacation home in Devils Lake, Michigan — 50 miles away from her hometown of Toledo, Ohio — so that Suri “can grow up out of the limelight and develop strong midwestern values,” reports the National Enquirer.

The tab then quotes a so-called “source close to the Holmes family” as saying that Holmes wants to take her daughter to the newly constructed two-story home “every summer and Thanksgiving,” adding in completely made up verbiage that “this will be a far cry from the jet-setting Suri does with her dad.”

According to another alleged “insider” for the magazine, Holmes “didn’t want a place in the Hamptons or Florida… She’s a Midwestern girl, and she wanted a place back home.”

Enough!

An actual Holmes confidante tells Gossip Cop the Enquirer report is “not true.”

Naturally, we’re not that shocked, considering this is the same tabloid which reported within the past six weeks that Suri is being pitched fashion designs by her classmates (nope); Holmes is planning to have a baby with her Mania Days co-star Luke Kirby (BS); and that the actress has banned parents from watching their kids take tennis lessons near her daughter (absurd).

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Katie Holmes Planning Baby With Luke Kirby, Claims Mag

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3:59 pm, June 12th, 2013

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“Lovestruck Katie Holmes is telling pals that she wants to be a mom again — and new squeeze Luke Kirby is her dream baby daddy,” begins a breathless piece from the National Enquirer.

Yes, because every girl lies awake at night fantasizing about her “dream baby daddy.”

Oh — and Kirby is NOT Holmes’ “new squeeze.”

Anyway, the supermarket tabloid quotes a purported “insider” as saying, “Katie is so ready to start a new chapter in her life, and she wants to make Suri’s dream of becoming a big sister come true.”

The mag alleges that Holmes has been “gushing to pals” that her Mania Days co-star is “great dad material,” with the so-called “source” claiming, “Luke is very hands-on with Suri. He sits for hours playing with her and her Barbie dolls or being her tea party guest.”

And that’s not all.

The tab’s supposed “insider” goes on to add that the actress is “getting into baby-making shape” and “can’t wait to be pregnant again.”

Um, what the heck is “baby-making shape”?

And who on earth uses such a phrase — other than tabloid writers?

Clearly, the magazine’s tale is completely BOGUS.

A Holmes insider reiterates to Gossip Cop that the star and Kirby are “just friends” and not even dating.

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Tom Cruise “Berserk” Over Katie Holmes “Public Sex Romp” With Luke Kirby?

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2:29 pm, June 6th, 2013

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Tom Cruise went “berserk” over ex-wife Katie Holmes’ “public sex romp” with Luke Kirby, claims the National Enquirer in a cover story as overheated as it is just plain wrong.

According to the tabloid, which is no stranger to publishing bizarre alarmist nonsense about the former couple, Cruise is “furious” that the “hot-to-trot single mom didn’t hold back while filming sexually charged scenes” for Mania Days with Kirby.

SEE PHOTOS OF THE “SEX ROMP” HERE

The Enquirer says the on-screen duo’s “red-hot chemistry” has “sent a loud-and-clear message to Tom that Katie’s finally moved on.”

“Katie put real passion into those kisses — you wouldn’t have known they were scripted,” explains a scandalized “eyewitness” for the tabloid. “She looked like she was in the throes of ecstasy.”

She was acting.

For movie cameras.

But a random Enquirer “source” suspects it was designed to infuriate her ex.

“Katie is using Mania Days to show the world she’s rediscovered her sexuality,” speculates the supposed insider, adding, “She loved every minute of it, and it’s as if she was shoving it in Tom’s face!”

Riiight.

According to a Cruise source for the tabloid, “He’s fit to be tied. This stuff is almost X-rated.”

No, he’s not, and it’s not.

It’s a nudity-free love scene, filmed in a public area in broad daylight for the type of movie both Holmes and Cruise have been making for decades.

But the Enquirer absolutely loves the idea that there’s more here than meets the eye.

“There’s still a lot Tom doesn’t know about Luke, and he’s not comfortable about that,” says a mag source.

The Enquirer mole adds, “Most of all, Tom doesn’t like this relationship being thrown in his face, especially since he apparently hasn’t found anyone else for himself.”

Good grief.

First of all, as Gossip Cop has reported, Holmes and Kirby are NOT DATING in real life.

Moreover, this is not the first time the Enquirer has tried to convince everyone that Cruise allegedly freaked out over Holmes getting “steamy” in a professional setting.

It wasn’t true in that case, and it’s not true here either.

A source close to Cruise tells Gossip Cop the story is “laughable.”

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