Ben Affleck Jokes About His “Big D*ck” at PGA Awards — WATCH VIDEO!

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7:19 pm, January 21st, 2014

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Ben Affleck’s package — and we’re not talking movie clips — was the talk of the night at Sunday’s PGA Awards.

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“Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre unexpectedly revealed on stage that he and Affleck had a bathroom run-in at last weekend’s Golden Globes where, yes, he “peeked.”

“And yes, Comic-Con, he can play Batman,” Lorre told the crowd to rapturous laughs.

No one was more amazed at the comment than Affleck himself, who amusingly expressed gratitude.

“I’m often confused with Matt Damon but rarely with Michael Fassbender, so it was a nice change,” he quipped.

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Charlie Sheen Tweets Two and a Half Men Creator Chuck Lorre Asking To “Make Amends”

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3:00 pm, November 10th, 2013

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Charlie Sheen reached out to Chuck Lorre on Sunday, seeking to “make amends,” hopefully “in person.”

Nearly three years after Sheen took aim at the “Two and a Half Men” creator during his epic meltdown — ranting that Lorre was a “p-ssy punk that I’d never want to be like,” a “turd” and a “contaminated little maggot” — he tweeted at Lorre, “hey Chuck. I have an idea that u need to hear after I make amends to you and yours. which I will do in person. xox.”

Sheen’s tweet was accompanied by a photo of the 2007 People’s Choice Award he and Lorre won together for favorite comedy.

As you’ll recall, Sheen was subsequently fired from “Two and a Half Men,” and Lorre later had his character killed off the show in a violent train accident.

Lorre has yet to respond to his former lead actor.

In addition to extending an olive branch to Lorre over the weekend, despite a gag order against him, Sheen slammed judge “anus-brain” in his custody case with ex-wife Brooke Mueller.

What do you think about Sheen reaching out to Chuck Lorre?

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Roseanne Slams Chuck Lorre and Ashton Kutcher for Allegedly Stealing Joke for Two and a Half Men

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8:14 pm, October 4th, 2013

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Roseanne is blasting Chuck Lorre for reportedly stealing one of her jokes and using it on “Two and a Half Men” with star Ashton Kutcher.

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The actress-comedienne ranted about the alleged theft on Twitter on Friday, writing, “friends told me that ashton kuchner is stealing my jokes without any sense of being conscious of being a f*cking thief. #chucklorre”

The line in question — “I’m wet where I’m supposed to be dry and dry where I’m supposed to be wet” — Roseanne says is from her 2006 HBO standup special, which she claims falls under copyright laws.

The star went on to slam Lorre both professionally and personally, even bringing up the TV creator’s past issues with alcohol addiction, and directing some of her missives to Kutcher.

“HOLLYWOOD TV  ‘WRITERS’ r actually just souless thieves of comics’ intellectual property. #f*ckashtonKuchner #f*ckChuck #f*ckthieves,” tweeted Roseanne.

She wrote to Kutcher, “@aplusk YOU STOLE ONE OF MY JOKES ON UR CHUCK LORRE SHOW-stop doing that to comics-tell ur ‘writers’ to attempt 2 write their own jokes!!”

“@AplusK there are a lot of DEAD comics that your show could steal jokes from who won’t be upset like I am. #ignoranceisbliss,” added Roseanne.

She wrote in another, “Chuck Lorre has made MILLIONS-hundreds of millions-YET-he STEALS COMEDIAN’S WRITING-helps himself 2 STEAL other ppl’s work w no guilt.”

“If i’m unable2 sue billionaire chuck lorre4 theft, then I will force myself 2 watch his shows-& steal his jokes 2-altho NOT many R FUNNY,” Roseanne went on.

She continued, “I can C chuck in the room: ‘guys, let’s b careful when lifting jokes frm comics-don’t steal copyrighted HBO special jokes-b more discreet.’”

Lorre — who Roseanne claimed was fired from her eponymous sitcom for being a “drunk” — has not responded to the allegations.

Check out video of the “Two and a Half Men” scene below.

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