The Roots Reenact Victoria’s Drunken Bachelor Meltdown – WATCH VIDEO!

Truth rating: 10

9:36 am, January 15th, 2014

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(NBC)

The Roots reenacted Victoria’s drunken meltdown on “The Bachelor” on Tuesday’s “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.”

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Mark Kelly played Victoria, while Tariq assumed the role of Nikki, who tried to talk some sense into the wasted 24-year-old.

Quoting Victoria verbatim, Kelly slurred, “If Juan Pablo ends up being mine, I’m gonna straddle him every day. Cuz that’s what life is about — straddling people.”

Check out the video below!

(The spoof begins at the 1:45-minute-mark)

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Bachelor Recap: Victoria Gets Wasted, Wants Juan Pablo To “Die” (VIDEO)

Truth rating: 10

9:58 pm, January 13th, 2014

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It’s only episode two of “The Bachelor,” and the one of the women already wants Juan Pablo to “die.”

But we’ll get to that in time.

The show began with Juan Pablo blindfolding Clare and taking her sledding — in Los Angeles.

Clare told the camera, “I haven’t felt this alive because of a man in a long, long time… This is the beginning of our love story.”

Later, Juan Pablo gave her a rose, and the pair made out in the hot tub.

They continued kissing while singer Josh Kravitz performed a concert for them in the snow.

It was all very natural.

The next date card went to Kat.

Juan Pablo took her on the private jet to Salt Lake City, where they dressed in neon and raved in an “Electric Run.”

The pair had a great time dancing together, and he gave her a rose.

Next was the group date, where Juan Pablo got cozy with 13 of the ladies — and some dogs — during a charity photo shoot.

The girls posed with Juan Pablo and puppies to benefit “Models n Mutts,” an organization that helps animals in need.

Elise got upset when she was given a cardboard sign to wear instead of an outfit, so Lucy, the “free spirit,” switched with her and walked down the streets of L.A. completely naked — with a dog.

Andi also didn’t want to wear the cardboard sign, but Juan Pablo said he would do it with her, so she agreed.

After the shoot, the group had cocktails by a rooftop pool, and the real drama began.

Victoria got wasted and proceeded to go in the hot tub alone and declare, “Juan Pablo is my boyfriend.”

She then interrupted the Bachelor’s one-on-one time with Nikki. When he didn’t leave Nikki, she snuck into the bathroom and balled her eyes out because she hadn’t yet had alone time with Juan Pablo.

Victoria screamed, “I hope he dies!” and drunkenly fought with the producers about going home.

When Juan Pablo tried to talk to her in the bathroom, she said, “No! No!”

Later, he gave the group date rose to Kelly for her good work during the photo shoot.

The following day, Juan Pablo visited Victoria in the hotel producers escorted her to, and she sort of apologized for her behavior.

He was extremely understanding, but sent her home because she was not the right role model for his daughter.

Before the final rose ceremony, Cassandra broke down to Juan Pablo about missing her son at home.

He comforted her, then gave her the first rose during the ceremony.

So, who was eliminated?

Amy L., the reporter who interviewed him during their one-on-one time, and Chantel.

Check out a clip from the episode below!

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Juan Pablo’s The Bachelor Premiere Recap: Tears, Fears and A Very Awkward Massage

Truth rating: 10

10:00 pm, January 6th, 2014

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Juan Pablo Galavis made his debut on Monday’s “The Bachelor,” meeting the 27 ladies vying for his heart.

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First, former “Bachelor” Sean Lowe stopped by to give Galavis some advice on the crazy “adventure” he was about to experience.

Lowe told the soccer star, “Make sure if you kiss someone, the other girls don’t see.”

Nice.

Lowe also revealed to Galavis that his fiancée Catherine Giudici ”wasn’t even on my radar until three or four weeks in.”

Galavis’ adorable daughter Camila then helped him get ready for the big meet and greet.

So, which ladies stood out during the limo arrivals?

One of the women pretended to be pregnant, another brought a grand piano, and Lucy, the “free spirit,” showed up barefoot.

Inside the house, Juan Pablo and the ladies got silly in a photo booth, and he had some one-on-one time with a number of the girls.

The most interesting moment was when Amy J. made him strip down for an impromptu massage. “That was pretty awkward,” Juan Pablo told the camera afterwards.

So, who was the first to cry?!

Lauren H. broke down in tears after only 90 minutes because she hadn’t yet had any alone time with the Bachelor.

Eventually, she got a chance to speak with him. After their chat, she cried again — for no particular reason.

Later in the episode, Juan Pablo gave the First Impression Rose to Sharleen, who confessed to him that she felt awkward being on the show.

Later, during the Rose Ceremony, Juan Pablo called “Kat” — but Kylie thought he said her name, and was then forced to return to the rabble.

In the end, Kylie was kicked off, along with Amy J.Lauren H., Alexis, AshleyChristineLacyMaggie and Valerie.

Check back later for clips from the premiere.

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