It was only a matter of time before we spotted Ashton Kutcher behind the wheel of the new Tesla Model S. Kutcher was one of the first celebrities we saw with the Fisker Karma and he’s always driving around in his Lexus LS Hybrid so we knew he had … Continue Reading
Truth rating: 10
Ashton Kutcher Chuck Lorre Roseanne Two and a Half Men
8:14 pm, October 4th, 2013
(Getty Images)
(Getty Images)
Roseanne is blasting Chuck Lorre for reportedly stealing one of her jokes and using it on “Two and a Half Men” with star Ashton Kutcher.
VIDEO BELOW
The actress-comedienne ranted about the alleged theft on Twitter on Friday, writing, “friends told me that ashton kuchner is stealing my jokes without any sense of being conscious of being a f*cking thief. #chucklorre”
The line in question — “I’m wet where I’m supposed to be dry and dry where I’m supposed to be wet” — Roseanne says is from her 2006 HBO standup special, which she claims falls under copyright laws.
The star went on to slam Lorre both professionally and personally, even bringing up the TV creator’s past issues with alcohol addiction, and directing some of her missives to Kutcher.
“HOLLYWOOD TV ‘WRITERS’ r actually just souless thieves of comics’ intellectual property. #f*ckashtonKuchner #f*ckChuck #f*ckthieves,” tweeted Roseanne.
She wrote to Kutcher, “@aplusk YOU STOLE ONE OF MY JOKES ON UR CHUCK LORRE SHOW-stop doing that to comics-tell ur ‘writers’ to attempt 2 write their own jokes!!”
“@AplusK there are a lot of DEAD comics that your show could steal jokes from who won’t be upset like I am. #ignoranceisbliss,” added Roseanne.
She wrote in another, “Chuck Lorre has made MILLIONS-hundreds of millions-YET-he STEALS COMEDIAN’S WRITING-helps himself 2 STEAL other ppl’s work w no guilt.”
“If i’m unable2 sue billionaire chuck lorre4 theft, then I will force myself 2 watch his shows-& steal his jokes 2-altho NOT many R FUNNY,” Roseanne went on.
She continued, “I can C chuck in the room: ‘guys, let’s b careful when lifting jokes frm comics-don’t steal copyrighted HBO special jokes-b more discreet.’”
Lorre — who Roseanne claimed was fired from her eponymous sitcom for being a “drunk” — has not responded to the allegations.
Check out video of the “Two and a Half Men” scene below.
PHOTOS – Chuck and Ashton at TCA Panel – SEE HERE!
Follow @GossipCop on Twitter!
Like us on Facebook!
WATCH:
Sign up for Gossip Cop’s daily newsletter.
Truth rating: 0
Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Star
11:43 am, September 11th, 2013
(Getty Images)
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are “secretly engaged,” reports Star, which claims the actress was recently spotted out “wearing what appeared to be a gold band on her left ring finger.”
Um… Gossip Cop debunked this wrong story last week, when a source close to Kunis assured us she is “100 percent NOT engaged.”
But the truth is simply not dramatic enough for Star, which instead alleges the couple is just “keeping their engagement on the down-low to avoid the wrath of Ashton’s soon-to-be-ex-wife, Demi Moore.”
A purported “insider” tells the tabloid, “He gave Mila a promise ring for now because giving her a big engagement ring would only fuel Demi’s hatred.”
The magazine’s “source” alleges that Kutcher and Moore’s divorce “keeps getting nastier,” but says the actor “refuses to let it affect the great relationship he has with Mila.”
That’s funny, because Kutcher and Moore certainly didn’t seem “nasty” towards each other when they were spotted chatting at Burbank Airport on Monday.
Of course, this story is just Star’s weak attempt at perpetuating the initial false engagement report.
Still, Gossip Cop once again checked in with a Kunis insider, who reiterated that the pair is “not engaged.”
Follow @GossipCop on Twitter!
Like us on Facebook!
Sign up for Gossip Cop’s daily newsletter.
