It’s hard, living in the modern world.
Dogs cannot serve as our personal chauffeurs...
Everything that tastes good makes you fat and will eventually kill you.
I only know one way to deal with this: eat the pain away.
They don't make Lime-A-Rita in 36oz cans.
because 24 ounces cannot quench my thirst for drunk.
Miley Cyrus hasn't renewed her contract with Disney...
