Wake up, sheeple.
The free speech martyr.
Key Traits: Thinks there's a conspiracy of website moderators to stop them bringing the truth to the people. Like a Russian novelist in a gulag, they write not knowing if the world will ever read their words.
Typical Quote: "Not that the mods will dare publish this comment, of course."
Captain Satire.
Key Traits: Has come up with HILARIOUS names for politicians and political parties that completely NAIL their hypocrisy.
Typical Quotes: "ZaNu LieBore", "Con-Dem-nation", "Tony BLiar", "David Scameron", "Barack'll Bombya", "EUSSR", etc.
