Presented with haikus.
When he had corn rows:
A man with corn rows
Feels no pain because he is
Protected by hair
Ben Radford / Getty Images Europe
When he sat crossed legged holding these two poles:
Two poles, one David
Legs together with socks
Also blonde mohawk
When he wore this doo-rag:
Why oh why oh why
He wears a sleeveless shirt as well
Also it has ruffles
Anwar Hussein / Getty Images
When he stood in this wreath:
He stands inside plants
His hair is frosted again
He looks like a tree
Ross Kinnaird / Getty Images
