16 Life Truths Only Bottle Blondes Will Understand

If you’re in a dedicated long-term relationship with purple shampoo, keep reading.

The first time you took the plunge and blondenized your hair, this was your face when you looked in the mirror.

The first time you took the plunge and blondenized your hair, this was your face when you looked in the mirror.

You were SO NERVOUS TO SEE IT, but when you realized it was perfect, your life changed for good. Why did it take you so long to do this?!

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You have never and will never care if it looks "unnatural."

You have never and will never care if it looks "unnatural."

How could you when your hair is basically the halo of an angel now? That probably doesn't look natural to normal humans either!

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You have an entire salon's worth of products in your bathroom.

You have an entire salon's worth of products in your bathroom.

Your significant other has taken to washing their hair with purple shampoo since there's no room in your shower for anything non-blond-specific. It'll probably be fine on their hair?

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Maintaining your length has become a constant source of anxiety.

Maintaining your length has become a constant source of anxiety.

You've begrudgingly replaced your flat iron with an artillery of masks, protective sprays, and anti-breakage serums in the vain hope that your hair won't break off more than it already has. You refuse to give up on the dream of an equine Britney-eqsue mane!!

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