When the Glee actor stopped by our offices, he was game to answer a few of the hardest “Would You Rather?” questions that will ever be asked. Here’s what went down.
Would you rather sweat mayo or poop a softball?
"That would hurt because a softball is, like, a big thing. I'd rather sweat mayo to look out for my body. But if it didn't have any effect on my anatomy, it's a funny story to have pooped a softball."
Would you rather be sexually attracted to fruit or have Cheetos dust permanently on your fingers?
"Cheetos dust, because I can always eat the Cheetos dust."
Would you rather change gender every time you sneezed or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
"I think I would go with the gender change. You'd have such an unbelievable point of view — of everything. Like, you are one of the most extraordinary people on the planet."
