Everything is better with cats.
Piper Chapman -- This Lame Orange Stock Photo Kitten
So Piper is like this kitten in that they're both decent-looking, and beyond that they don't have much to offer. Not in an insulting way, really, but more in just a this-is-what-it-is kinda way. This makes Piper a great main character because she anchors us in the crazy world of prison life, but it also makes her a bland little kitten who chases her own tail.
Via veterinary.ie
Miss Claudette Pelage -- Princess Monster Truck
OK, let's face it: Neither of these ladies gives off the most welcoming vibe when you first meet them. But then, as you get to know them, you realize that icy exterior is just a mask they wear to deal with the world. They've been through some shit that you wouldn't BELIEVE. But yeah, you should still sleep with one eye open...just in case.
Via Instagram: @princessmonstertruck
John Bennett -- Half Cat
Bennett's a man of mystery. Does he actually love Daya or is he just creeping on an inmate? Behind those dreamy dark eyes, what IS he thinking? Half Cat's the same way. He keeps ya guessing. Always on the run, you never know exactly what his intentions are, but you suspect he has a good heart. Oh, and yeah, both Bennett and Half Cat are short of the average limb count.
Tricia Miller -- This Tangled Kitten
Adorable yet troubled, Tricia and this kitten both mean well in their endeavors, but ultimately end up getting tangled up with the wrong crowd (too soon?).
Via theliberaloc.com
