First dates are the worst.
Leave immediately.
However strong this survival instinct is, try to ignore it. You signed up for this parade of awkward, now give love a chance.
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Get drunk.
This seems like the best case scenario but it could lead to vomiting and rarely do vomiting and romance go together.
List all the foods you ate that day.
Don't do this. Not even if it includes nachos. You'll probably be hurting for conversation topics, but by god, have some dignity.
Hide in the bathroom.
As soon as you leave for the bathroom, the judgement clock is ticking. If you give into the temptation of hiding out in your bathroom sanctuary of solitude, you risk looking like you have digestive issues, which often, though not always, detract from romance.
