Like that time Donald Duck told you to wear a condom.
When Mickey Mouse was jailed in the 1930s.
When Minnie Mouse looked like this in 1933.
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When Mickey wore high heels in the '30s...and publicly checked out Minnie's bod.
When Mickey and Minnie got married in 1936...and everyone seemingly forgot and chewed them out all these years for just dating.
