Pro tip: Avoid paying several years’ worth of rent by singing loudly about it.
This is not an accurate metric for timekeeping.
You can't do this in restaurants.
RIP Life Café.
Your neighbor is not this hot.
And no power outage will ever be this perfectly timed.
REX USA/Tony Kyriacou
Your ~loft~ will never be this big.
Granted, it was a different time, but good luck finding a shoebox for under $2000 in Alphabet City now.
