Get loose on a globular Apple-Caramel Mudslide-a-rita at the airport’s very tackiest chain restaurant if you like. Now, let’s get the hell up in the awesome sky!!!
There are many ways to make air travel into a PARTY IN THE CLOUDS. Basically, the key is treating it like a break from any and all personal/professional responsibility: no cell phones, no work, no nothin' except the wide-open sky. Because for the next few hours, you're about YOU and you only (except maybe free peanuts — you can also be about free peanuts if you want).
