10 Funniest Smiths Lyrics

Morrissey’s lyrics have a tendency to dwell on unrequited love, rainy days, and cemetery gates. Funny right?

"The Queen Is Dead"

Lyrics:

And so I checked all the registered historical facts
And I was shocked and ashamed to discover
How I'm the 18th pale descendant
Of some old queen or other

So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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Take that, monarchy.

"Handsome Devil"

Lyrics:

Let me get my hands
On your mammary glands

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