How Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte artificially inflated my expectations of society and the road that lies ahead.
Taxis will regularly pull up the second I exit my apartment building
If I ever get mugged, my shoes will be the first thing to go
Post-it notes are a “get out of jail free card” if caught smoking pot in plain sight of a police officer
And a female police officer will support my emotional attempts to vandalize public property
