Whether you like it or not, Urban Outfitters makes you feel old. In a good way.
Instead of being jealous of your best friend's new shoes, you're insanely jealous of her new Dyson vacuum cleaner.
You're obsessed with LearnVest. Only 22 more months until you pay off your credit card debt!
For those of you who don't know, LearnVest is a wondrous money management tool for ladies.
You NEVER date younger. Nope. Not ever.
You're obsessed with owning a house and spend your spare time looking at real estate porn.
