I have had bruises on my shins since the ’90s.
You remember the Skip-It, right? If you were a '90s girl, chances are you were OBSESSED with your Skip-It. That's right. Obsessed in CAPITAL LETTERS AND MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!
As a kid, you were just like: JUMPING IS THE BEST! Yeah, nun. Get it!
But can we, for a moment, as logical adults, consider how pointless this toy was?
It would just go around, and around, and around...until you decided to stop.
