It turns out man’s best friend is also mom’s best friend. And dad’s. And everyone’s, really.
Yeah, it’s the couch in your living room, but it’s not yours to use anymore
Even though you went to public schools, your dog goes to boarding school
Max Brawer
Your parents are too busy updating your dog's facebook page to comment on your status updates.
You’ve slept in the same bed for your entire life – the dog has sampled 4 in her first year of life
Not this one...
Max Brawer
