Here they are, all 47 (U.S. versions) of them, ranked in order from worst to best. This is written in stone; it cannot be changed because it’s science.
Now That's What I Call Music! Volume 25
Volume 25 forgot how to CD.
Tracks:
1. "Thnks fr th Mmrs" - Fall Out Boy
2. "Girlfriend" - Avril Lavigne
3. "The Sweet Escape" - Gwen Stefani featuring Akon
4. "U + Ur Hand" - Pink
5. "Glamorous" - Fergie featuring Ludacris
6. "Beautiful Liar" - Beyoncé and Shakira
7. "Summer Love" - Justin Timberlake
8. "Because of You" - Ne-Yo
9. "Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin')" - T-Pain featuring Young Joc
10. "Get It Shawty" - Lloyd
11. "Pop, Lock & Drop It" - Huey
12. "Like This" - Mims
13. "I Tried" - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony featuring Akon
14. "Outta My System" - Bow Wow featuring T-Pain & Johntá Austin
15. "Never Again" - Kelly Clarkson
16. "The Great Escape" - Boys Like Girls
17. "I Told You So" - Keith Urban
18. "Before He Cheats" - Carrie Underwood
19. "Wait for You" - Elliott Yamin
20. "Home" - Daughtry
Now That's What I Call Music! Volume 35
NO.
Tracks:
1. "California Gurls" - Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg
2. "Somebody to Love (Remix)" - Justin Bieber featuring Usher
3. "Gettin' Over You" - David Guetta and Chris Willis featuring Fergie and LMFAO
4. "Rock That Body" - The Black Eyed Peas
5. "Bulletproof" - La Roux
6. "Alejandro" - Lady Gaga
7. "Cooler Than Me" - Mike Posner
8. "Billionaire" - Travie McCoy featuring Bruno Mars
9. "Ridin' Solo" - Jason Derülo
10. "Impossible" - Shontelle
11. "Pray for You" - Jaron and the Long Road to Love
12. "This Afternoon" - Nickelback
13. "Kissin U" - Miranda Cosgrove
14. "My First Kiss" - 3OH!3 featuring Kesha
15. "Undo It" - Carrie Underwood
16. "Lover, Lover" - Jerrod Niemann
17. "Stronger" - Jennette McCurdy
18. "Speakers" - Days Difference
19. "Obsession" - Sky Ferreira
20. "Shut the Front Door (Got My Girls)" - Tiffany Dunn
Now That's What I Call Music! Volume 22
Nickelback is on this album. That's all.
Tracks:
1. "SOS" - Rihanna
2. "Temperature" - Sean Paul
3. "Ridin'" - Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone
4. "Check On It" - Beyoncé
5. "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)" - Chris Brown
6. "Ms. New Booty" - Bubba Sparxxx
7. "I'm n Luv" - T-Pain
8. "Poppin' My Collar" - Three 6 Mafia
9. "When You're Mad" - Ne-Yo
10. "What's Left of Me" - Nick Lachey
11. "Bad Day" - Daniel Powter
12. "Over My Head (Cable Car)" - The Fray
13. "For You I Will (Confidence)" - Teddy Geiger
14. "Walk Away" - Kelly Clarkson
15. "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree" - KT Tunstall
16. "Girl Next Door" - Saving Jane
17. "Let U Go" - Ashley Parker Angel
18. "Move Along" - The All-American Rejects
19. "Savin' Me" - Nickelback
20. "Tonight I Wanna Cry" - Keith Urban
Now That's What I Call Music! Volume 17
*snores* OH SORRY WAS I SLEEPING? CAUSE THIS CD PUT ME TO BED.
Tracks:
1. "Let's Get It Started" - The Black Eyed Peas
2. "Lean Back" - Terror Squad featuring Fat Joe and Remy
3. "Goodies" - Ciara featuring Petey Pablo
4. "I Like That" - Houston featuring Chingy, Nate Dogg & I-20
5. "Ch-Check It Out" - Beastie Boys
6. "My Place" - Nelly featuring Jaheim
7. "Sunshine" - Lil' Flip featuring Lea
8. "You & Me" - J-Kwon
9. "Why?" - Jadakiss featuring Anthony Hamilton
10. "Locked Up" - Akon featuring Styles P
11. "Baby It's You" - JoJo
12. "Angels" - Jessica Simpson
13. "One Thing" - Finger Eleven
14. "Dare You to Move" - Switchfoot
15. "Cold" - Crossfade
16. "Pieces of Me" - Ashlee Simpson
17. "Take Me Out" - Franz Ferdinand
18. "1985" - Bowling for Soup
19. "Here for the Party" - Gretchen Wilson
20. "Days Go By" - Keith Urban