This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
So America was just chilling out minding its own business...
...when a National Security Administration infrastructure analyst named Edward Snowden discovered a gigantic, secret spying apparatus used to monitor people around the globe.
When this information was released to the public in a series of exposes by Glenn Greenwald of The Guardian, the NSA and greater intelligence community said:
...and denied all claims that they were illegally spying.
