Who needs money, sobriety, and exercise when you can have overdrafts, Prosecco, and self-loathing? #GrimeOfYourLife
Go to sleep at a reasonable hour, or keep watching Law & Order SVU until 5a.m.?
Actually save money this month, or buy more unnecessary shoes and alcohol?
Buy reliable, long-lasting furniture, or get a Malm bedroom set from Ikea?
Wake up when your alarm goes off, or snooze a billion times and forsake your breakfast and shower?
