It’s all fun and games until someone drowns in chalkboard paint.
You're so busy pinning to your fitness board that you haven't been to the gym in four months.
Mason jars haunt your every nightmare.
It's only a matter of time until they gain sentience and rebel.
You know that no matter how you try, you're just not hacking your life enough.
You're never not drunk because each of your desserts comes equipped with its own booze.
This might not seem like a problem until YOU THROW UP ON YOUR BOSS'S SHOES.
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