Because being old means having nothing left to prove.
The Punk Rock Golden Girls
Chain mail chic? Check.
Ms. Mega Boxer
"Yeah, I drive a Hoveround. Doesn't mean I won't knock the crap out of you."
Mr. Been There Done That
This is either the coolest landlord ever or the worst. Either way, rent's due, buddy.
The Brittle Bones Brigade
They were carving up pools and park benches before you were even born.
