Not all Smurfs are created equal.
Smurfs 2 is out in theaters, but don't be confused by the addition of interlopers like Smooth Smurf, Clueless Smurf, and — yes — Party Planner Smurf. Instead, let's focus on the original inhabitants of Smurf Village, ranked here from least to most important members of Smurf society.
Lazy Smurf
Does Lazy Smurf live a charmed existence? Sure. He spends all of his time sleeping. But aside from dreaming, he doesn't accomplish anything, which makes him the least productive member of Smurf society.
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Clumsy Smurf
Clumsy Smurf tries, so he gets points there. But he can't do anything right. He's kindhearted but dumb as hell, thereby doing more harm than good. Better luck next time, Clumsy.
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Greedy Smurf
If Lazy Smurf is Sloth, then Greedy Smurf is Gluttony. Sometimes Greedy Smurf is combined with Baker Smurf, but that's absurd: Everyone knows the two Smurfs are enemies, with Greedy selfishly hoarding all of Baker's pastries.
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