Courtesy of the new swimwear designs shown at Miami Swim Week They’re fun, but your tan would look like a half-finished patchwork quilt — or worse.
Disclaimer: I am as pale as a Cullen, so this post is based entirely upon my vague notions of that exotic, sweaty business called "tanning."
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There's swimmies leaving you with a single patch of tan skin high on the torso.
From the Lolli Swim show.
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Swimmies leaving you with a patch of tan skin right across the belly.
From the Beach Riot show.
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And lots of one pieces designed to leave a tanned midsection that looks like an arrow pointing at your crotch. Classy! Not to mention terribly unflattering for most.
From the Beach Riot show.
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