COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE.
Hello, intern! Welcome to the MOST POWERFUL CITY IN THE WORLD.
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Here is your status.
You just don't know it yet.
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You will arrive in Washington, D.C. feeling like this:
But after metro-ing out to the only housing you can afford (aka Shaw, Trinidad, Anacostia, Brookland, Petworth, and anywhere on the GREEN LINE)...
(Or God help you, you live in VIRGINIA...?!?)
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