For those about to rock…
Expectation: You will buy the sickest guitar ever.
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Reality: You can only afford a starter guitar that makes you feel like you're playing this.
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Expectation: You will teach yourself how to play.
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Reality: You'll have to pay some random guy to give you lessons.
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