Death before decaf.
You smell like dark-roasted sex after work.
Cheaper than cologne.
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The screech of coffee beans being ground has gone from "torture" to "I could fall asleep to this."
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Whenever you're tired at work, free coffee is right there to revive you.
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You get to be the fabled Cute Barista some of your customers swoon over.
Caffeine: secret aphrodisiac.
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