Please, please never do these things.
The "Why Don't You...?" section of Harper's Bazaar, a tribute to former Fashion Editor Diana Vreeland, offers some of the worst suggestions that have ever been made. Herewith, the most bizarre 13.
Why don't you...?
Because that would make me look like a witch.
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Why don't you...?
Because lazy summer picnics don't smell like roses. They smell of cheese that's gone off a bit in the sun.
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Why don't you...?
Because that sounds like a complete and utter waste of time. And I haven't recorded my hopes and dreams since I was 12-years-old and wanted Max to dance with me at the school disco.
Via: harpersbazaar.co.uk
