Please pass the kale chips.
If you don't get a weekly farm box, you are extremely jealous of your friends who do.
Just look at those breathtaking colors.
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Finding an inchworm in your produce just means it's fresh!
Cutie patootie!
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In the event of constipation, you self-prescribe fruit. Why take laxatives when there are apricots in the world?
Incidentally, you're comfortable discussing your bowel movements. You may even use the phrase "poop positive."
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Reading your local alternative weekly, you are unfazed by an advertisement for an artist moonlighting as a rock stacker.
Seems like a reasonable way to make a living.
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