Sure, there are a lot of perks to being the child born to William and Kate. But life as the royal baby is mostly just gonna be an awkward pain in the ass.
Everybody's baby photo is ugly. The whole world sees yours.
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Speaking of photos... What happens in Vegas... You know
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If you have a speech impediment, they'll make a freaking movie about it
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Any fight with your mom ends with "Well, I'm the [future] Queen!"
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