21 Things Her Majesty The Queen Is Probably Thinking This 4th Of July

A message to the colonies from your new global overlord.

"Listen up, wankers..."

"Listen up, wankers..."

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"Your lives belong to me now."

"Your lives belong to me now."

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"Yes. Yes. You wankstains may think you won your freedom long ago."

"Yes. Yes. You wankstains may think you won your freedom long ago."

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"But you're wrong. My empire is alive again."

"But you're wrong . My empire is alive again."

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