“O’er the laaaaaand of the [steak], and the home of the [$7.99 belly button rings]!”
Steak
What's more American than a giant hunk o' meat?
Source: thesteakblog.com
Traffic Cones
Unless it's sitting in sweltering bumper-to-bumper traffic along a major thoroughfare.
Source: amazon.com
Rubik's Cube
Source: flickr.com
Eyeshadow
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE.
Source: jangsara.blogspot.com
