Happy 130th birthday, Kafka! If you’d like to celebrate, please proceed to item #1.
1. Today is Franz Kafka's birthday. In order to celebrate, please advance to #2.
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3. THIS IS ITEM #3. Please do not view the following image of a cat doing laundry without first following the directions outlined in item #2.
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4. If you viewed item #3 without first viewing item #2, you are in violation. Please advance to item #7 to be processed.
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5. Please report any infractions to the Violations Bureau. Contact information for the V.B. can be found in item #8. In the meantime, please proceed to the next item.
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