Try harder.
The man who actually, no joke, like I'm not kidding, blamed his cat for downloading child porn:
The co-founder of Crocs:
OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THE CO-FOUNDER OF CROCS LOOKS LIKE!
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The man who tried to stop a zombie invasion one concrete block at a time:
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The man who needed a new pair of pants:
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