The Ultimate Guide To Dating, As Told By “The Room”

The cult classic film celebrates its 10th anniversary this month. To ring it in properly, here’s a dating guide inspired by the writer, director, and star of the film: Tommy Wiseau.

It's hard enough to stand out while dating, so make sure to give yourself an epic name.

It's hard enough to stand out while dating, so make sure to give yourself an epic name.

Like Tommy Wiseau, which is French-Armenian-Irish for, "The Greek God of Love."

Carry around something all-American, yet sexy, to show you're a patriot who's DTF.

Carry around something all-American, yet sexy, to show you're a patriot who's DTF.

Patriotism is sooo hot right now.

Source: irrelephant-shoes.tumblr.com

Women like men who are thoughtful, so look off into the distance to suggest you're thinking about something deep, like spoon art.

Women like men who are thoughtful, so look off into the distance to suggest you're thinking about something deep, like spoon art.

Women love spoon art.

Source: morrisltibbs.tumblr.com

Make it known that you're the kind of guy who gives 110%.

Make it known that you're the kind of guy who gives 110%.


View Entire List ›

BuzzFeed - Latest