10 Reasons Taylor Swift And Rupert Murdoch Should Hook Up

They’re more compatible than you’d think.

1. She “gets” his kids.

1. She “gets” his kids.

It does Taylor Swift a great disservice to say, “Oh, she can babysit Rupert’s two young daughters,” who were born when the mogul was in his early seventies. As if she even has the time, or the willingness to risk a retaliatory open-fisted swipe to the dome from their mother Wendi. But Taylor can be a bridge between Rupert and his tweens. “Tell me your secrets” sounds a lot sweeter coming from a calculatedly naive pop star than it does from a guy whose journalistic ranch hands already have your fucking secrets.

“Trusting Taylor” can get through to these kids and help Rupert do the same. As a result, he’ll seem like a cool dad. Even when he can’t physically be with them, he can say, “Come along, girls, pile into the jet with Taylor. I’ve secured backstage certificates for all of you at Lollaroo, so you can see Doc McStuffins, Kings of Mumford, and Lemony Snickers.”

Plus, they all love dogs!

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