PBR KISSES AND CHEETO DREAMS.
Paint your staples gold.
A subtle way to say, "If you don't give me an A+ on this 8 page paper, my FILTHY RICH father will make sure you never teach in this town AGAIN."
Directions here.
Source: twigandthistle.com
Recycle used bottles and cans by making them look like porcelain vases.
"Oh that? Just a family heirloom passed down from last Tuesday when my grandmother ate a can of soup."
Get texture by using puffy paint and then spray with matte spray paint. Instructions here.
Source: designsponge.com
Sew a reusable lunch bag out of faux gold leather.
"Anyone wanna trade a jar of caviar for some escargot?"
Learn how to make it here.
Source: love-aesthetics.blogspot.com
