Truth rating: 10
9:28 am, June 14th, 2013
It looks like Charlie Sheen and Farrah Abraham may not wind up as best buddies after all.
As Gossip Cop reported, the “Teen Mom” turned sex tape star recently reached out to Sheen in a series of text messages, looking to meet up with the actor for a kids’ play date, coffee, or party with porn stars.
Sheen was cordial in his replies — but apparently became FURIOUS when he realized Abraham had leaked the private correspondence.
In a letter obtained by TMZ, Sheen BLASTS Abraham for going behind his back to the press — and makes it clear that he has no intention of palling around with her.
Here’s the text:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
bye!
Wow.
It sounds like Abraham may have plenty of alone time in her future.
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