It’s less a drunken rage and more a cruise ship naming ceremony, though. After all, she’s heavily pregnant — and always demure.
Kate Middleton arrived in Southampton, England this morning to christen a new cruise ship.
It's one of her last official royal engagements before she gets to spend the final few weeks of her pregnancy in private, lying down somewhere comfortable and having maids bring her seedless grapes she'll dip in dark chocolate-flavored Philadelphia spread because that's (not really) one of her weird food cravings.
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The ship, a new vessel from the Princess Cruise line, is also named "Royal Princess."
In other words, it would have been really quite awkward if Kate wasn't available for the naming ceremony. (Even though she's technically a Duchess we all know the real deal).
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Here's the Duchess having a "look at the big ship" Rose DeWitt Bukater moment.
Because the Titanic embarked on its maiden voyage from Southampton too, you see.
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Kate wore a dalmatian print coat dress (by British label Hobbs) which showed off, yes, her baby bump.
She is eight months pregnant at this point, so that's understandable.
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