LOL, math.
By senior year, you had already dated everyone on campus, so you just started over.
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You've gotten used to answering, "What college did you go to?" with "[Name]. It's a small school in [state]."
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Everyone protested for left-y causes on campus, even though everyone agreed on everything already.
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