In retrospect, how did it take so long?
You're probably familiar with butter.
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And you've met Paula Deen, right?
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And perhaps you recall that certain culinary proclivities of Paula's MAY OR MAY NOT have given her a ragin' case of the diabeetus.
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The point being, you can't act like you didn't see this coming:
