Because the reasons why you wore these gargantuan pants now escapes you. Also: What does JNCO even mean???
Because 50 inches of bottom hems were majestic to you.
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Because the grandeur of your jeans turned you into an impossibly cool chick who hangs out on boardwalks.
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Because you were breaking about 15 laws just by wearing them. Screw authority!
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Because your legs became monumental pillars of cool.
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