Officially servin’ royal realness for 60 years.
"You know what? FUCK horses. I could be a horse if I wanted. I'll get down on my knees and eat this bale of hay right now. Will that make me cool? No, because fuck horses."
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"If I were alone right now, I would wade into those chocolate balls like a hungry swan."
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"See that hole over there? ... You can go fuck yourself in it."
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"I...I should have stopped after the second burrito, but that chipotle mayo... Fuck me."
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