It’s the best of times, it’s the worst of times. But mostly the worst of times.
You'll wear things you'll regret later.
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You'll embarrass yourself by drinking too much.
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You'll live with a roommate who is a horrible person.
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You'll have a very strong opinion on something that later turns out to be totally wrong.
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