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"Green shoots" are signs of economic recovery during a downturn. If I was in this meeting, I would unzip and shoot yellow on this report.
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"KPIs" are Key Performance Indicators. "ROI" is Return On Investment. Add all this up, and you get a waste of breath, space, and time.
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And a brand that captures your money, gains money.
From the desk of a lying sack of shit marketing sales manager.
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