If you’ve ever thought, “Can I bring my kid to a bar?” Then you’re too old.
The first question you have before going out is: "Do they serve food...?"
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Staying out "late" means you're leaving by midnight. And if your friends try to stop you, you will hurt them.
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You get irrationally angry at nonsensical bar names.
It's way too fucking loud to have a conversation, and that pisses you off.
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