You should use “Inconceivable!” as much as humanly possible. Also, don’t mess with Sicilians.
Lesson 1: Fall in love with a farm boy, because they are loyal as hell.
Another lesson: "As you wish" means "I love you."
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Lesson 2: Life is not fair.
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Lesson 3: Life is pain.
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Lesson 4: When it comes to morons, make sure to put them in their place.
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